GODZILLA MINUS ONE (2023)
"A solid to better than most Godzilla effort, but..."
Read MoreALIEN: ROMULUS (2024)
"losing its way forward telling its own story to something only interested in pointing backwards"
Read MoreDUNE: PART TWO (2024)
This version of Dune pushes past the standard “hero” narrative to blatantly display the negatives inherent charismagik leader, probably more than the first book does.
Read MorePOOR THINGS (2023)
“This Frankensteinian exploration into introspective actualization is a hoot and you totally should”
Read MoreNO ONE WILL SAVE YOU (2023)
“Final girl vs aliens with almost no dialogue was solid”
Read MoreINDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY (2023)
“The adventure nobody wanted or needed…if only this couldn’t have been Indie or our destiny”
Read MoreBLUE BEETLE (2023)
“Another super hero “meh”, though it was better than some of its big budget brethren”
Read MoreMEG 2: THE TRENCH (2023)
“This is Meg 2, for more f’n megs, not Meg’n’Friends”
Read MoreSPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE (2023)
“not just good; great, but not perfection”
Read MoreGUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 3
“Songs, splosions, cuteness, and movement standing in for story.”
Read MoreANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA (2023)
“a vast vacuous CGI plain of mediocrity, quickly losing any of the drive, excitement or sheer fun that you expected”
Read More5G: THE RECKONING (2023)
“It’s empty scaffolding propping up a digital rotted foundation”
Read MoreM3GAN (2022)
“a devilish little horror escapade with some capitalistic & mechanical creep”
Read MorePROJECT WOLF HUNTING (2022)
“the brutality and nonstop intensity either carries you through or leaves you looking for the exit in the first 10 minutes.”
Read MoreCHRISTMAS BLOODY CHRISTMAS (2022)
“Though it delivers on the promise of a killer Santa robot terrorizing, it didn’t pack enough “Ho! Ho!”s along with its “Holy Sh*t!”s. “
Read MoreAVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER (2022)
“provides exactly what you would expect from an Avatar film. “
Read MoreBLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA FOREVER (2022)
“reasonably adept ode to their fallen brethren while concocting an engaging superhero narrative as well.”
Read MoreDEUS (2022)
“This was a spaceship without fuel destined for an unknown black orb of obscurity”
Read MoreSHARK SIDE OF THE MOON (2022)
“Straight to video schlock doesn’t need to be good but it does need to be fun.”
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