GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 3
“Songs, splosions, cuteness, and movement standing in for story.”
Read MoreTHOR: LOVE AND THUNDER (2022)
“trample on and chew up any enjoyment”
Read MoreJURASSIC WORLD: DOMINION (2022)
Let us all hope that, like the dinos they keep trotting out every few years, that these insanely dull and perpetually disappointing Jurassic films are now extinct.
Read MoreTHE TOMORROW WAR (2021)
“A film completely based and manufactured off of a throwaway pitch that sounded “cool” but nobody progressed passed that.”
Read MoreOSCAR 2021 NOMINEE ROUND-UP
“Sometimes you never get around to posting about a film, but that doesn’t mean that I didn’t see them or that I don’t have thoughts. Here are a few”
Read MoreAVENGERS: ENDGAME (2019)
“Avengers Endgame can be summed up in one word: satisfying”
Read MoreAVENGERS: INFINITY WAR PART 1 (2018)
“Really well done. Better than I thought possible. “
Read MoreGUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 2 (2017)
"juvenile and lacking subtlety, but still endearingRead More
PASSENGERS (2016)
"It was a derelict ship floating in the ether through bad ideas, flimsy logic, and unsympathetic characters."Read More
THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN (2016)
"Palatable enough to choke down, but a sumptuous Western feast to rival its forebears or genre compadres it was not"Read More
JURASSIC WORLD (2015)
On this movie's tombstone: "Made me not care about dinosaurs."Read More