EXPEND4BLES (EXPENDABLES 4) (2024)
This sucked
Read MoreROAD HOUSE (2024)
“This film didn’t need to exist and didn’t do much to justify its questionable existence. “
Read MoreDAMSEL (2024)
“You could do worse but you could also do so much better.”
Read MoreOne Percenter (2023)
“action stunt pieces blink as energetic beacons in the darkness of this film’s totality”
Read MoreBADLAND HUNTERS (2024)
“Kind of Mad Max meets Re-Animator..kind of”
Read MoreNIMONA (2023
"A magical little animated action adventure that smartly focuses more on the heart at its core than flashy chassis it rides in."
Read MoreGODZILLA MINUS ONE (2023)
"A solid to better than most Godzilla effort, but..."
Read MoreSIXTY MINUTES (2024)
"it scratches the itch that it intends to"
Read MoreONE MORE SHOT (2024)
"doesn’t excel to something more than a decent gimmicky flared action afternoon"
Read MoreMAYHEM! (FARANG) (2023)
"It is brutal, in a way that you feel like Josh Brolin should be screaming it in your face"
Read MoreSILENT NIGHT (2023)
"Yuletide Deathwish John Q. PubWick"
Read MoreCIVIL WAR (2024)
“fire and brimstone that ends up signifying very little”
Read MoreDUNE: PART TWO (2024)
This version of Dune pushes past the standard “hero” narrative to blatantly display the negatives inherent charismagik leader, probably more than the first book does.
Read MoreINDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY (2023)
“The adventure nobody wanted or needed…if only this couldn’t have been Indie or our destiny”
Read MoreOUTLAW JOHNNY BLACK (2023)
“Jai shoots from the hip and misses more than hits”
Read MoreBLUE BEETLE (2023)
“Another super hero “meh”, though it was better than some of its big budget brethren”
Read MoreMEG 2: THE TRENCH (2023)
“This is Meg 2, for more f’n megs, not Meg’n’Friends”
Read MoreSPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE (2023)
“not just good; great, but not perfection”
Read MoreSISU (2023)
“older Finnish Wick merc’in Nazis was a pretty apt description”
Read MoreFAST X (2023)
“Fast appears to have lost its luster for crafting the crazy into delirious and digestible mayhem”
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