DAMSEL (2024)
“You could do worse but you could also do so much better.”
Read MoreIO CAPITANO (2023)
"The dream of the otherworldly is the only true escape avenue they have"
Read MoreGOLDA (2023)
"just a bit murky and bogged down by the events and politics it surrounds"
Read MoreELEMENTAL (2023)
" lacked specialness or peak possibilities"
Read MoreNAPOLEON (2024)
"What a boring slog this “history class come to life” is"
Read MoreWONKA (2023)
"it is all downhill from those first possibly promising 10 minutes"
Read MoreSILENT NIGHT (2023)
"Yuletide Deathwish John Q. PubWick"
Read MoreINDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY (2023)
“The adventure nobody wanted or needed…if only this couldn’t have been Indie or our destiny”
Read MoreFAST X (2023)
“Fast appears to have lost its luster for crafting the crazy into delirious and digestible mayhem”
Read MoreSHAZAM! FURY OF THE GODS (2023)
“just blah and pedestrian - certainly nothing super about it”
Read MoreBARDO: FALSE CHRONICLE OF A HANDFUL OF TRUTHS (2022)
“like grains of sand falling through your fingers, it left me unfulfilled”
Read MoreINFINITY POOL (2023)
“left adrift in its empty playground of trivial violence and vacant reflection”
Read MoreKNOCK AT THE CABIN (2023)
“a film that, beyond the short story premise of intrigue and stakes, falls genuinely flat”
Read MoreBLONDE (2022)
“a tapestry of disdain and depression; for progenitor, protagonist, and participant.”
Read MoreBABYLON (2022)
“a passion project made entirely on “I am in love with this” but none of “I have this to say”.
Read MoreCHRISTMAS BLOODY CHRISTMAS (2022)
“Though it delivers on the promise of a killer Santa robot terrorizing, it didn’t pack enough “Ho! Ho!”s along with its “Holy Sh*t!”s. “
Read MoreHALLOWEEN ENDS (2022)
“how you could spend so much time with these characters and fail them so horribly?”
Read MoreDEUS (2022)
“This was a spaceship without fuel destined for an unknown black orb of obscurity”
Read MoreBEAST (2022)
“Beast swipes at a formula that is easy to enjoy, but still misses the mark.”
Read MoreUNCHARTED (2022)
“rides its stupidity like a sled down a DaVinci Code bunny slope to a goofy smirk”
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