IO CAPITANO (2023)
"The dream of the otherworldly is the only true escape avenue they have"
Read MoreWITHOUT FILM, SOMETHING SLEEPS INSIDE US AND SELDOM AWAKENS. THE SLEEPER MUST AWAKEN.
"The dream of the otherworldly is the only true escape avenue they have"
Read More"just a bit murky and bogged down by the events and politics it surrounds"
Read More" lacked specialness or peak possibilities"
Read More"What a boring slog this “history class come to life” is"
Read More"it is all downhill from those first possibly promising 10 minutes"
Read More"Yuletide Deathwish John Q. PubWick"
Read More“The adventure nobody wanted or needed…if only this couldn’t have been Indie or our destiny”
Read More“Fast appears to have lost its luster for crafting the crazy into delirious and digestible mayhem”
Read More“just blah and pedestrian - certainly nothing super about it”
Read More“like grains of sand falling through your fingers, it left me unfulfilled”
Read More“left adrift in its empty playground of trivial violence and vacant reflection”
Read More“a film that, beyond the short story premise of intrigue and stakes, falls genuinely flat”
Read More“a tapestry of disdain and depression; for progenitor, protagonist, and participant.”
Read More“a passion project made entirely on “I am in love with this” but none of “I have this to say”.
Read More“Though it delivers on the promise of a killer Santa robot terrorizing, it didn’t pack enough “Ho! Ho!”s along with its “Holy Sh*t!”s. “
Read More“how you could spend so much time with these characters and fail them so horribly?”
Read More“This was a spaceship without fuel destined for an unknown black orb of obscurity”
Read More“Beast swipes at a formula that is easy to enjoy, but still misses the mark.”
Read More“rides its stupidity like a sled down a DaVinci Code bunny slope to a goofy smirk”
Read More“what we received on the whole was a disappointment”
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