PERFECT DAYS (2023)
"a man ostensibly out of time and his class and spirit are charming, like his antique technologies & his classic books"
Read MorePOOR THINGS (2023)
“This Frankensteinian exploration into introspective actualization is a hoot and you totally should”
Read MoreTHE POPE'S EXORCIST (2023)
“it may have enough going for it to be a fun time and save it from being awful.”
Read MorePREY FOR THE DEVIL (2022)
“not much pops story, effects, or franchise wise”
Read MorePROJECT WOLF HUNTING (2022)
“the brutality and nonstop intensity either carries you through or leaves you looking for the exit in the first 10 minutes.”
Read MoreGuillermo del Toro's Pinocchio (2022)
“THE definitive version of this story for me and one of the more special cinematic experiences I have had all year
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THE PRINCESS (2022)
“Badass bloody Brave as we get a medieval reverse The Raid”
Read MorePARALLEL MOTHERS (2021)
“The structure of the story was so…eccentric.’
Read MorePETITE MAMAN (2021)
“Tender, lithe and estimable.”
Read MoreTHE POWER OF THE DOG (2021)
“like a creeping infection it slowly but assuredly poisoned me with its brilliance”
Read MorePRISONER OF THE GHOSTLAND (2021)
*waves his hand for a magical mind trick* “This is not the Nicola Cage you are looking for”
Read MorePIG (2021)
“we get the idea of a Grizzly Adams John Wick, dive into “food workers Fight Club”, but mostly get a beaten and bloody The Limey in the cutthroat Portlandia food world”
Read MoreTRAIN TO BUSAN PRESENTS: PENINSULA (2020)
“It would be a weak zombie grasping recommend.”
Read MorePSYCHO GOREMAN (2020)
“the most bleeding-edge bonkers blood-splattered Power Rangers episode you have ever seen”
Read MorePINOCCHIO (2020)
“makeup craftsmanship on display is otherworldly; literally and figuratively”
Read MoreA PROMISING YOUNG WOMAN (2020)
“immersive and corrosive and subversively eruptive”
Read MorePORNO (2020)
“The cock carnage and ball batterment was top-notch”
Read MorePOSSESSOR (2020)
“Possessor strikes me as the kind of understated brilliance that will be looked back upon as staggering and seminal”
Read MorePROJECT POWER (2020)
“its superpower was being fairly average but enjoyable to watch”
Read MoreTHE POOL (2019)
“It just becomes untenable and overwrought, almost to the point of a joke. If only it was funny...”
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