THE PRINCESS (2022)
“Badass bloody Brave as we get a medieval reverse The Raid”
Read MoreTOP GUN: MAVERICK (2022)
“Don’t think, just watch.”
Read MoreMAD GOD (2021)
“cruel oddities and maniacal monstrosities”
Read MoreTH SADNESS (2021)
“it just wanted to molest eye sockets and grind genitals against barbwire”
Read MoreTHE CONTRACTOR (2022)
“action is ok and it thinks about being grim and resonant”
Read MoreJURASSIC WORLD: DOMINION (2022)
Let us all hope that, like the dinos they keep trotting out every few years, that these insanely dull and perpetually disappointing Jurassic films are now extinct.
Read MoreCHIP 'N DALE: RESCUE RANGERS (2022)
“I was quite surprised with how much this clicked for me”
Read MoreRRR (2022)
“It is pure joy that my feeble words can’t do justice to”
Read MoreUNCHARTED (2022)
“rides its stupidity like a sled down a DaVinci Code bunny slope to a goofy smirk”
Read MoreON THE COUNT OF THE THREE (2022)
“generationally topical biting wit and affecting heartfelt drama”
Read MoreDOCTOR STRANGE IN THE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS (2022)
“what we received on the whole was a disappointment”
Read MoreAMBULANCE (2022)
“doesn’t know where to drive this murder machine, more intent on capturing the carnage in its wake”
Read MoreTHE OUTFIT (2022)
“slickly tight (a breezy 105 minutes) in this crime thriller whodunnit”
Read MoreTHE NIGHT HOUSE (2020)
“pseudo/possibly-supernatural thriller that is worth a watch”
Read MoreEVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (2022)
“Matrix and Paddington had a baby in a Michelle Gondry/Jackie Chan kung fu film.”
Read MoreMORBIUS (2022)
“a vacant and numbing nothingness - certainly nothing to sink my teeth into”
Read MoreTHE NOVICE (2021)
“The dark loom of vivid mania overlies every element here”
Read MoreTHE CURSED (2022)
“aims for the jugular but can only provide some nasty flesh wounds”
Read MoreOSCARS 202 GAUNTLET RUNDOWN AND PREDICTIONS
Oscars 2022 - Every film reviewed, rated, and every Oscars pick made
Read MoreATTICA (2021)
“a film to be shown in schools for sure, with a parental note”
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