"Unfortunately, the flesh laid upon those ribs is cancerous and devours the good intentions/positive will that is put forward." Read More
"There are worse ways to spend a couple hours but I can’t label it “good”." Read More
"Extremely and frustratingly average." Read More
"juvenile and lacking subtlety, but still endearing Read More
"So much flavor and beauty, but it asked the wrong questions." Read More
" fun premise that can't sustain its own wait " Read More
" You get the expected crazy guns, inventive kami monsters, and jiggly leather clad breasts, but little else. " Read More
"I did not hate it, I just didn’t feel a whole lot while watching or after, in the story, character, or technical realms." Read More
"It was a derelict ship floating in the ether through bad ideas, flimsy logic, and unsympathetic characters." Read More
"None of this works or makes sense, even for a bad video game adaptation" Read More
"Quick twitch zombie savagery trapped in the confines (or coffins) of speeding rail cars!" Read More
The love has gone, only to be replaced by “meh… it’s fine” Read More
"The relationships, ins & outs, and skittering around the weaving dimensional schema are provocative." Read More
"A methodical puzzle that tugs at our emotions, thrills us with possibility, and astutely & poignantly pokes at the soft underbelly of humanities lackings." Read More
"Felt a lot like an episode of one of the series, both to its benefit and its detriment." Read More
"Shiny foil wrapped around the processed defecate of the original" Read More
"Good? Of course not. It's a Purge film. But it maintains a mediocre level of entertainment" Read More
" Most pointedly, it was neither funny nor scary, which seems like the whole point of the making this, I thought." Read More
"lacked in too many key areas to an egregious degree" Read More
"A masterful mixture of Close Encounters/Starman with The Fugitive and an indie familial drama (Shotgun Stories anyone?)" Read More