"Though not perfect, it is high octane, finely choreographed, witty merriment." Read More
"This is a film that, despite some possible flaws, is a sumptuous re-acclimatization to a once-loved world, taking us further and whispering the same fascinating breathy fathoming." Read More
"A haunting desperate beauty" Read More
"Unfortunately, the fun and biting nature of the feature gives way to the bleak and jarring." Read More
"Harsh, barbarous, and not entirely pleasant but fully satisfying." Read More
"...but while it brought to light a creepy story and had a pleasing look/production values, it could only reach a middle level" Read More
If a group of cops dreamily wandered into and quixotically tried to escape a Lovecraftian "Hills Have Eyes" meets "Event Horizon" Read More
" It tries to be the best of 12 Years A Slave and Django Unchained simultaneously, but it sulks as a pale ghost of either" Read More
"It is a poor sequel to a disappointing movie, which I had very little excitement for and ended up justifying my apathy" Read More
"Beautifully made and inventive, but the story was non-existent and it felt more like peddling messages" Read More
"standard Spielberg style and fare" Read More
"A "date movie" that you wouldn't make you vomit" Read More
"does a tremendous job of telling an arousing and engaging tale centered on the boring and unintelligible" Read More
"What a letdown and a slog of a film" Read More
"A joy to watch" Read More
"mix of off-beat humor and horrific tension" Read More
"Depp's performance as terrific, if not terrifying" Read More
"slacker with a heart of coal" Read More
"hankfully less Burtoney than I anticipated" Read More